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Bond. James Bond.
74.84 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Your eyes just match your blouse or dress perfectly. Want a drink?
74.84 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
Can I even get a fake number?
74.84 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.
74.84 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
I am writing a new algorithm, and I need some test data. What are your measurements?
74.84 % 8 votes
Pick up line: corny, cheesy
Does a bear poop in the woods? No, however I'm willing to screw in them.
74.84 % 8 votes
Pick up line: golf, corny, dirty
Hi, how are you?
74.84 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
Do you know what you and the weather have in common? You're both hot!
74.84 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Damn Girl, your ass is bigger than my future!
I think I've seen you somewhere before. You're the same girl from my dream last night.
74.84 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
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