Most guys need 3 meals a day to keep going... I just need eye contact from you.
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?
I'm conducting a survey on the taste of vaginas. Wanna be my first?
Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause you're giving me wood.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
Are you religious? Because your prayers have just been answered.
I just want to tell you that you're really beautiful [pause] but I'm gay.
You are a 9 - you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.