Are you Kagome? Cause I think you just shot an arrow through my heart.
Is your name Arjen? Because you're Robben my heart.
Is your name Levy? Because I love you a Gajeel-ion times more than Jet and Droy?
Aren't you a little sexy to be a stormtrooper?
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
I heard you like math, so what's the sum of U+Me?
Hi, I see that you are new to here, I want to be the 1st male to bother you.
You know, if we cut your arms off, you'd look just like Venus de Milo.
I miss you even when I'm not horny.