I'm a neurologist, but for you I can be a gynaecologist.
I was reading the book of Numbers and realized I didn't have yours.
God showed me you in my dream I know we're suppose to be together.
I'd like to be reincarnated as one of your tears, because I'd be born in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
Wanna help me cheat on my wife?
I don't play guitar but I'm sure love to plug your G string.
I can already tell, we have a lot in common. We're both ugly, we're both single; you should give me your number.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
You're really not hot enough to get away with being this boring.
Do you have a job? I need a woman who can support me while I play video games all day.