You must be a mahou shoujo. You got me under your spell.
Earth woman, prepare to be probed!
I want you so bad we should get matching tatooines.
What's the "win probability" of me taking you home tonight, baby?
Ever notice how "End of Evangelion" and "Let's Get It On" rhyme?
Girl when I see you, mokuton activates in my pants for no reason.
Are you the Kyo to my Ani?
You're like baseball: I'd love to play you in front of a crowd.
You're softer than a dakimakura boo.
I39m not your type? I thought sexy as Hell was everyone's type.