Are you Kagome? Cause I think you just shot an arrow through my heart.
Is your name Arjen? Because you're Robben my heart.
I see you have a dog collar. Will you be my bitch?
Do you like the band 7 Seconds? Cuz that's how long I last, baby.
You're emo too?! Let's hold each other and sob.
We should have sex. Joey Ramone would've wanted it that way.
If you were a baseball , could I hit a homerun?
Is your name Levy? Because I love you a Gajeel-ion times more than Jet and Droy?
Aren't you a little sexy to be a stormtrooper?
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.