Are you a tangerine? Because I think you're a cutie.
Don't you hate it how the coyote always remains suspended in midair until he looks down? It's just SO misleading.
Wanna go on an ate with me? I'll give you the D later.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
I have a smooth endoplasmic reticulum but know that I like it rough, if you know what I mean.
Girl, you're testi-fine.
Ay pretty lady...
I might not be Mormon, but I'm MoreMan that you've ever seen.
I saw your picture and fell for you instantly.
Your parents will not like me. I will fall short of almost all of your expectations. I will ruin your credit score. But if you let me have sex with you I'll make you the happiest woman in the world for an entire night. Or 15 minutes. Actually probably more like 5.