Are you the Kyo to my Ani?
Are you Kagome? Cause I think you just shot an arrow through my heart.
Hey, you are even prettier than in your Facebook profile picture.
You are as hot as my mother.
Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?
Did you fart? Because you blew me away.
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Like a platoon player, I'm dying to get some action.
I got a private conference in my hotel room at the winter meetings, come on up if you wanna look at my trade package.