Are you the Kyo to my Ani?
Come here, I'll show you a REAL Patronus.
Are you Kagome? Cause I think you just shot an arrow through my heart.
Are you the Elder wand? Because I feel like with you I could do anything? Even like, weird stuff.
Hey, you are even prettier than in your Facebook profile picture.
Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?
Did you fart? Because you blew me away.
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
Like a platoon player, I'm dying to get some action.
I got a private conference in my hotel room at the winter meetings, come on up if you wanna look at my trade package.