Come here, I'll show you a REAL Patronus.
Are you Kagome? Cause I think you just shot an arrow through my heart.
Are you the Elder wand? Because I feel like with you I could do anything? Even like, weird stuff.
If the coronavirus doesn't take you out, can I?
Like a platoon player, I'm dying to get some action.
I got a private conference in my hotel room at the winter meetings, come on up if you wanna look at my trade package.
My split finger will have your knees buckling.
Are you a tangerine? Because I think you're a cutie.
Hey, you are even prettier than in your Facebook profile picture.
Damn girl you smell good, what is that... McDonald's?