I'm on my way to your house and I feel like it's about time to confess I look nothing like the pictures I sent.
I've been reading Joshua, but how many times do I have to walk around you before you fall for me?
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
Are you Google? Because you're everything I'm searching for.
You look like my first wife. Her: "How many wives have you had?" You: None yet.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket, coz i can see myself in your pants!
Guy walking up and touching girl: Thank God, I thought that you were only an illusion
Hey Girl, You could spam me all night and I still wouldn't unsubscribe.
I'm at my best during overtime.
Hi, I see that you are new to here, I want to be the 1st male to bother you.