I arrange the substantial Christian section of my bookshelf into alphabetical order. Coffee?
Earth woman, prepare to be probed!
Excuse me, is your name Hina? Because I think I'm in love.
Are you a trap card? Because I've fallen for you.
Girl when I see you, mokuton activates in my pants for no reason.
If I was your coworker, I'd sexually harass you.
Are you the Kyo to my Ani?
I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets. You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!
You must be a mahou shoujo. You got me under your spell.
You're softer than a dakimakura boo.