You know, less teeth means more tongue!
How many fingers are too many?
Were you forged by Sauron? 'Cause, Baby, You are Precious!
Are you Google? Because you're everything I'm searching for.
You look like my first wife. Her: "How many wives have you had?" You: None yet.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket, coz i can see myself in your pants!
Guy walking up and touching girl: Thank God, I thought that you were only an illusion
Hey Girl, You could spam me all night and I still wouldn't unsubscribe.
I'm at my best during overtime.
Hi, I see that you are new to here, I want to be the 1st male to bother you.