Wanna go out? (I have a boyfriend.) It's just like soccer, just because theres a goalie doesnt mean you cant score.
If you were a soccer ball, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
Come back to my place and i'll show you what a real sabermagician does.
Wanna see my super stroke?
I know where they give out free drinks. [Where?] My House!
So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and then I realized, I don't have yours.
I'm lower brass, and as you know, we get down like nobody's business.
Babe, you make Rita Ora look like a teletubbie.
Hey baby, are you a lawyer because talking to you just violated the terms of my parole.
Excuse me, is your name Hina? Because I think I'm in love.