I'm falling in glove with you.
Hi, I see that you are new to here, I want to be the 1st male to bother you.
Are you a cellist? Cause I bet you like to do it in a chair with your legs spread wide open.
Ever slept in a $5000 bed? Want to?
You're so hot you could make a deceased man's dick rise from the dead!
You know, if we cut your arms off, you'd look just like Venus de Milo.
I just want something quick to fill a gap, let's hook up on a one-year deal and then look at our option years later.
The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.
Do you work at Dick's? Cause you're sporting the goods.
I miss you even when I'm not horny.