Is your name Joe? Cause you've won my Hart.
How many expensive seafood dinners would it take for you to be my personal bedroom acrobat for many years to come?
Which one of the Spice girls are you?
I followed a leprechaun to my pot of gold and he brought me to you.
I went on a mission trip, and all I did was end up mission you.
What's the "win probability" of me taking you home tonight, baby?
You're like baseball: I'd love to play you in front of a crowd.
Are you the Elder wand? Because I feel like with you I could do anything? Even like, weird stuff.
Are you the Kyo to my Ani?
Come here, I'll show you a REAL Patronus.