I didn't know that Miss America lived here!
You must be Gisele Bundchen's twin sister. You know the one no one talks about because she's more beautiful than Gisele.
You're so fucking sexy! You look just like my mom.
Do you run track? Cause I heard you Relay want this dick.
I might be ugly but I'll treat you right!
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
You're the only treat I want in my sack this Halloween.
I see you when you're sleeping & you don't wear any underwear...