Knock knock!
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna hide this affair from your husband?
So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and then I realized, I don't have yours.
If someone invented a time machine that could only be used by cool people, I bet you'd be able to travel back in time, no problem.
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
Excuse me, but does my tongue taste funny to you?
Are you a ping pong table? Cuz you ping pong my balls.
Bring some friends, and we can play a foursome.
You look like someone who likes to swing.
I'd love to take it to the hole and drop my balls in your Hoop!
I'm good on the ice, but I'm GREAT in bed!