Best pick up lines ever

I didn't know that Miss America lived here!
72.24 % 7 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
You must be Gisele Bundchen's twin sister. You know the one no one talks about because she's more beautiful than Gisele.
72.24 % 7 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
You're so fucking sexy! You look just like my mom.
So you're a girl, eh?
72.24 % 7 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Do you run track? Cause I heard you Relay want this dick.
72.24 % 7 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
I might be ugly but I'll treat you right!
71.85 % 13 votes
Pick up line: weird, clean, cute
Hi, I'm a lawyer.
71.85 % 13 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy, funny
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
71.85 % 13 votes
Pick up line: dog, cheesy
You're the only treat I want in my sack this Halloween.
71.85 % 13 votes
Pick up line: haloween, cheesy, clean
I see you when you're sleeping & you don't wear any underwear...
71.85 % 13 votes
Pick up line: christmas, corny, dirty
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