Best pick up lines ever

Hello Miss, will not come together to do magic? I will fuck you and then you disappear.
71.85 % 13 votes
Pick up line: dirty, offensive
I might be ugly but I'll treat you right!
71.85 % 13 votes
Pick up line: weird, clean, cute
I'm the doctor of love baby and you're over due for your meat injection!
71.85 % 13 votes
Pick up line: corny, cheesy, dirty
Hi, I'm a lawyer.
71.85 % 13 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy, funny
Are you a little more country or a little more rock n' roll?
71.85 % 13 votes
Pick up line: tinder, music, cheesy
I think i left a blowjob at your house. Do you mind if i come by and get it?
71.52 % 23 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, offensive
My friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't... I think you're absolutely gorgeous!
71.52 % 23 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, reverse
I can't take my eyes off of you. Unless, of course, you notice me. Then I'll quickly look away and act like nothing happened.
71.52 % 23 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute
I'm hung like a Foucault pendulum.
71.52 % 23 votes
Pick up line: science, physics, nerdy
What do you say we get out of these kits and test our fitness levels?
71.52 % 23 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, football
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