You look like Carrie Underwood.
I see you when you're sleeping & you don't wear any underwear...
After all this is over, I'm going to have 99 virgins, but you won't be one.
Your cupcakes make my soufflés rise.
Girl, I know you're not a dementor, because you definitely don't suck.
I think i left a blowjob at your house. Do you mind if i come by and get it?
My friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't... I think you're absolutely gorgeous!
What do you say we get out of these kits and test our fitness levels?
If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?
Tubas. We're twelve times hornier than an ordinary french horn.