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I'm hung like a Foucault pendulum.
74.97 % 21 votes
Pick up line: science, physics, nerdy
We must be in the bullpen because you're warming me up.
74.97 % 21 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny, clean, cute
Nice set of parabolas!
Wanna hear a joke? The Blue Jays. Wanna hear something serious? My love for you.
74.97 % 21 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cute
What's long and hard and intimidates everyone? My BAT. Isn't it adorable?
74.97 % 21 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny, funny
Are you a cellist? Cause I bet you like to do it in a chair with your legs spread wide open.
Ever slept in a $5000 bed? Want to?
74.84 % 8 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, cheesy
You're so hot you could make a deceased man's dick rise from the dead!
74.84 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.
I miss you even when I'm not horny.
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