I'm hung like a Foucault pendulum.
We must be in the bullpen because you're warming me up.
Wanna hear a joke? The Blue Jays. Wanna hear something serious? My love for you.
What's long and hard and intimidates everyone? My BAT. Isn't it adorable?
Are you a cellist? Cause I bet you like to do it in a chair with your legs spread wide open.
Ever slept in a $5000 bed? Want to?
You're so hot you could make a deceased man's dick rise from the dead!
The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.
I miss you even when I'm not horny.