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Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?
he grip on my stick is custom textured for your pleasure.
76.99 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
What's my name? People call me "Bar Stool" because of my third leg.
76.99 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, creepy, weird
Did it hurt? When you fall from the Hot Mountain?
76.99 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Do I know you?
76.99 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
Hi, I'm gay. Do you think you can convert me?
76.99 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
I hope you like dragons, because I'll be draging balls across your face tonight.
Hi, sorry I don't have an opening line but since you have an opening and I have a line...
76.99 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
Did you drop something? [What?] Your conversation, so let's pick it up right here.
76.99 % 9 votes
Pick up line: corny, weird
Excuse me, do you have change for a $100 bill?
76.99 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
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