Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?
he grip on my stick is custom textured for your pleasure.
What's my name? People call me "Bar Stool" because of my third leg.
Did it hurt? When you fall from the Hot Mountain?
Do I know you?
Hi, I'm gay. Do you think you can convert me?
I hope you like dragons, because I'll be draging balls across your face tonight.
Hi, sorry I don't have an opening line but since you have an opening and I have a line...
Did you drop something? [What?] Your conversation, so let's pick it up right here.
Excuse me, do you have change for a $100 bill?