You are young and fun-loving, that gives you 10 points. Then you are blonde, that gives you five points. At 20 points you get my phone number.
I didn't know that Miss America lived here!
You must be Gisele Bundchen's twin sister. You know the one no one talks about because she's more beautiful than Gisele.
You're so fucking sexy! You look just like my mom.
So you're a girl, eh?
Do you run track? Cause I heard you Relay want this dick.
You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or Pink?
Hi, I'm Batman. Wanna see my batmobile?
You look like Carrie Underwood.
I see you when you're sleeping & you don't wear any underwear...