You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
I could get you undressed in less than 12 parsecs.
Country boys don't need pick-up lines, cause they've got pick-up trucks.
Excuse me, is your name Hina? Because I think I'm in love.
Are you a trap card? Because I've fallen for you.
Are you Kanie Seiya? Because you're a ten.
Girl when I see you, mokuton activates in my pants for no reason.
I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets. You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!
Earth woman, prepare to be probed!
You must be a mahou shoujo. You got me under your spell.