Wanna meet Santa's little helper? He's not so little, if you know what I mean...
If you were a transformer you'd be Hot-o-Bot and your name would be Optimus Fine.
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
You know why I am like a squirrel? Cause I want to bury my nuts in you.
That's a nice shirt. Can I take you out of it?
You look fabulous! [pause] For your age.
I'm an umpire. Now, give me your number so I can make the call.
You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.
Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.
I named my dick "the truth" cause bitches can't handle it!