Best pick up lines ever

I am an organ donor, need anything?
78.59 % 18 votes
Pick up line: doctor, creepy, weird
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
78.59 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dog, clean, funny
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
78.59 % 18 votes
Pick up line: funny, weird, hockey
Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen.
78.59 % 18 votes
Pick up line: engineering, cheesy, clean
You're like the top of an AMD Athlon...very hot.
Do you drink a lot of Snapple because you look like you're made from the best stuff on Earth?
78.59 % 18 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? I was just curious since this is Derek Jeter's last season, if you had a chance to see him one last time before he retires? We could go if you'd like!
78.59 % 18 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, clean
What is a star doing so close to the Earth?
78.53 % 25 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, cheesy
Girl you must have swallowed a speaker, cause your beauty is louder than the rest.
78.15 % 31 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, cute, clean, music
I'm jealous of your dress. ("Why?") Because it's touching your body, and I'm not.
77.74 % 24 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
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