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Well if I can't score, can I get an assist?
76.99 % 9 votes
Pick up line: hockey, cheesy, corny
I think I might become an astronomer, because I'm very fascinated with Uranus (your anus).
76.99 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
I've checked it twice, and I'm sure you're on my "naughty" list.
76.99 % 9 votes
Pick up line: christmas, corny, dirty
How about sitting on my lap and seeing what pops up?
Do you like Adele? Cause I can tell you wanna be rolling in the D.
76.89 % 23 votes
Pick up line: music, dirty
Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
76.89 % 23 votes
Pick up line: cute, offensive
Instead of zone defense, what do you say we play some man-to-woman coverage tonight?
76.89 % 23 votes
Pick up line: baseball, dirty, cheesy
I'm like Rachmaninov. King of the Romantic.
76.89 % 23 votes
Pick up line: music, clean
Your body is 'ultra vires', it's beyond my power to control myself around you.
76.89 % 23 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy, clean
I'd trade an arm and a leg to get a piece of your philosopher's stone.
76.89 % 23 votes
Pick up line: anime, cheesy, clean
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