Wanna carve the anarchy symbol on each other?
I was hesitant to message you because of how pointy your elbows are. I caved in and messaged you because I'm trying to better myself and become less discriminating. So I'm willing to give you a shot, pointy elbows and all.
I would do fifty shades of bad things to you.
These voices in my head that have been telling me to come over here and talk to you.
The Proclaimers would walk 500 miles to "come back home to you," but I'll do you one better. I'll sit through.
How are you during sex? Piano or forte?
Soccer players can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions...Just letting you know!
Are your legs tired? Because you're really fat.
Sit on my face and I will eat my way to your heart.
How about we ditch this joint and go study some anatomy?