I'm in the process of writing a telephone book. May I have your number?
Hey, you were great on "Baywatch" last night!
Pointing at a spot on a girls face and say: You got a little beautiful on your face.
Hi, I'm Mack (or whatever your name may be).
My mohawk isn't the only thing that's big and stiff.
You're my favourite cardio workout.
Wanna take a closer look at my mistletoe belt buckle?
I just want to tell you that you're really beautiful [pause] but I'm gay.
So, do you prefer lento, andante, or allegro?