I am an organ donor, need anything?
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen.
You're like the top of an AMD Athlon...very hot.
Do you drink a lot of Snapple because you look like you're made from the best stuff on Earth?
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? I was just curious since this is Derek Jeter's last season, if you had a chance to see him one last time before he retires? We could go if you'd like!
What is a star doing so close to the Earth?
Girl you must have swallowed a speaker, cause your beauty is louder than the rest.
I'm jealous of your dress. ("Why?") Because it's touching your body, and I'm not.