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Hi, how are you?
74.84 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
Damn Girl, your ass is bigger than my future!
Do you work at Dick's? Cause you're sporting the goods.
I need a dollar, but I only have 90 cents... do you want to be my dime?
74.84 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
I've been slightly depressed ever since my vasectomy.
74.84 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, weird
I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass, followed by a mile of hot coals, just to chase a laundry truck that MIGHT have your dirty underwear on.
74.84 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, weird
Hey you look friendly, so I just came over to say "Hi".
74.84 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
Have you ever taken a ride in a Ferrari?
74.84 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
Are you a basketball player? Because I have some balls you can dribble all night long!
74.84 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
I miss you even when I'm not horny.
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