Hey girl, I've been warming up this bench for you MY WHOLE LIFE.
They call me the Arizona D'Backs because I always play ball games late into the night.
They say I'm like John Jaso because I'm all clear to be behind your plate all summer long.
Unlike Dee Gordon, I give you full permission to tag my butt.
I may not be vampire, but I sure know how to suck.
When I look into the mirror of erised, I see you giving me your number.
Did you take Felix Felicis? Cause you're making all the right moves.
Girl, I hope you like Quidditch, because I'm definitely a keeper.
I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I'm about to get lucky.
Do they make you in hug pillow?