They call me the Arizona D'Backs because I always play ball games late into the night.
They say I'm like John Jaso because I'm all clear to be behind your plate all summer long.
Unlike Dee Gordon, I give you full permission to tag my butt.
I may not be vampire, but I sure know how to suck.
I've already striked out 3 times today, let's not make it 4.
I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I'm about to get lucky.
Do they make you in hug pillow?
When I look into the mirror of erised, I see you giving me your number.
What do you say you and me go look for the Room of Requirement?
Are you sure you're not a Dementor? Because I'm sure I'd die if you kissed me.