Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
I hope you like it rough because I don't replace my divots.
So, come back to my place, and if you don't like it I swear I'll give you a full refund.
I'd ask for your number but your shirt has ice cream on it & I'm lactose intolerant.
Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams?
Are you Stacey's mom? Cause, you've got it going on.
Hi, can I domesticate you?
You look a lot like my next crush.
I like your plaid spandex pants, but I like myself in them better.
You're only a riot grrl cuz you haven't experienced me yet.