People call me John, but you can call me tonight.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
I'm an interior decorator. I can fill your interior.
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
Do you know Karate, cause I don't want you to kick me when I grab your ass.
You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or Pink?
Your clothes are making me uncomfortable, please take them off.
This tea needs some more C6 H12 O6...dip your finger in it.
You're so hot that you denature my enzymes.