Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? Some little kid with wings shot me.
I heard you like lifting weights, then you'll love to lift these nuts into your mouth.
Do you follow Manchester, cause I see us United.
You be the Knicks and I'll bring the Heat!
I'll marry you tomorrow, but let's honeymoon tonight.
My caddy says I should use a hard 7. Are you okay with that?
I'm peanut butter, you're jelly, let's have sex.
I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole today?
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
Hey baby, I think you just made my two by four into a four by eight.