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You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or Pink?
Your clothes are making me uncomfortable, please take them off.
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Pick up line: cheesy
This tea needs some more C6 H12 O6...dip your finger in it.
You're so hot that you denature my enzymes.
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Pick up line: biology, clean, corny
Wanna meet Santa's little helper? He's not so little, if you know what I mean...
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Pick up line: christmas, cheesy, corny, dirty
If you were a transformer you'd be Hot-o-Bot and your name would be Optimus Fine.
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Pick up line: nerdy, cheesy
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny
You know why I am like a squirrel? Cause I want to bury my nuts in you.
That's a nice shirt. Can I take you out of it?
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Pick up line: cute
You look fabulous! [pause] For your age.
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