Are you a cellist? Cause I bet you like to do it in a chair with your legs spread wide open.
Ever slept in a $5000 bed? Want to?
You're so hot you could make a deceased man's dick rise from the dead!
90% of my game is corny pick up lines and the other 10 is awkward stares.
Do you work at Dick's? Cause you're sporting the goods.
I need a dollar, but I only have 90 cents... do you want to be my dime?
I've been slightly depressed ever since my vasectomy.
I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass, followed by a mile of hot coals, just to chase a laundry truck that MIGHT have your dirty underwear on.
Roses are red, grass is greener, when I think of you I touch my weiner.
I miss you even when I'm not horny.