Best pick up lines ever

I'd like to start a relationship with you, but it has no meaning as I am leaving tomorrow to build a hospital in Uganda.
74.84 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
74.43 % 26 votes
Pick up line: cute, offensive
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
74.43 % 26 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny
(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
73.89 % 20 votes
Pick up line: math, nerdy, cheesy
I heard your grades are bad.....I'm sure this D won't hurt.
73.89 % 20 votes
Pick up line: dirty
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light-saber?
73.89 % 20 votes
Pick up line: star-wars, corny, dirty, funny
Hey girl, are you my Uncle Gary who lives on a nature preserve and takes mushrooms once a week and talks to insects? Because every time I see you, you give me butterflies.
I know Black Friday just passed, but...Clothes are 100% off at my place.
73.89 % 20 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, funny
I know you're very busy but I hope you have time to fit me into your body.
73.89 % 20 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, offensive
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