Hey girl, I've been warming up this bench for you MY WHOLE LIFE.
They call me the Arizona D'Backs because I always play ball games late into the night.
They say I'm like John Jaso because I'm all clear to be behind your plate all summer long.
Unlike Dee Gordon, I give you full permission to tag my butt.
I may not be vampire, but I sure know how to suck.
I've already striked out 3 times today, let's not make it 4.
I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I'm about to get lucky.
Do they make you in hug pillow?
What do you say you and me go look for the Room of Requirement?
Are you sure you're not a Dementor? Because I'm sure I'd die if you kissed me.