I'm (your name). I'm here to rescue you.
Did you take Felix Felicis? Cause you're making all the right moves.
Did someone just say Wingardium Leviosa or are you happy to see me?
You might be the DROID I'm looking for.
Watch the notebook & cuddle? I prefer Star Wars & Sex.
Your ass looks lonely without my hands on it.
Did you fall down from heaven? Because it looks like you've experienced some sort of trauma to your face.
Are you trash? Because I don't really want to take you out but I will to appease my mother.
You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you.
Got a soggy bun for a lonely weenie?