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Mario is Red. Sonic is blue. Press start to join and be my player 2.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean
I'd say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
Mine is bigger than his. Want proof?
I can go 90 minutes without stopping.
Beauty is art. Art is a bang. Beautiful, I want to bang you.
78.80 % 10 votes

Hi! Can I buy you a drink/ice cream/coffee?
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
Because I play soccer all of the time, I'm really good at footsie.
I put the three in threesome...Un, Yeah, Baby!
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Can you be Zidane tonight? Because I want some head.
78.80 % 10 votes

Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, cute
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