Girl you have cuter dimples than a cardioid!
I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?
Wanna come back to my room?...and see my 166mhz Pentium?
Hey girl, are you my Uncle Gary who lives on a nature preserve and takes mushrooms once a week and talks to insects? Because every time I see you, you give me butterflies.
I know Black Friday just passed, but...Clothes are 100% off at my place.
I won't shoot first in bed.
Oh my God, I did not just run into the most beautiful girl in the world.
Can I show you my spitball?
Hello. I am a professional baseball player.
Hey girl, I've been warming up this bench for you MY WHOLE LIFE.