Mario is Red. Sonic is blue. Press start to join and be my player 2.
I'd say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
Mine is bigger than his. Want proof?
I can go 90 minutes without stopping.
Beauty is art. Art is a bang. Beautiful, I want to bang you.
Hi! Can I buy you a drink/ice cream/coffee?
Because I play soccer all of the time, I'm really good at footsie.
I put the three in threesome...Un, Yeah, Baby!
Can you be Zidane tonight? Because I want some head.
Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.