(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!
Can I insert my deck into your duel disk slot?
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light-saber?
I heard your grades are bad.....I'm sure this D won't hurt.
So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
I'd lay down a sacrifice for you.
Hey girl, are you my Uncle Gary who lives on a nature preserve and takes mushrooms once a week and talks to insects? Because every time I see you, you give me butterflies.
I know Black Friday just passed, but...Clothes are 100% off at my place.