If you weren't here I'd be the hottest person in this place.
I spent over a grand on Viagra today, only to come here and see you and find out that I don't need it after all.
Oh, you like sleeping?….Me too! We should do it together sometime!
I lost my teddy bear. Could I cuddle with you?
Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken!
Prettiest smile I've seen on Tinder.
Girl are you my new Phone? Cause I can't stop staring at you in public.
If I had one wish I would turn you into a motorbike. Why? Because I want to ride you all night.
When a penguin finds its mate they stay together for the rest of their lives. Will you be my penguin?
Did it hurt? "Did what hurt?" When you fell out of heaven?