Best pick up lines ever

I'd never have to bench you for coming late.

With me it's easy. What about you?

Does my breath smell OK?

Can I pinch hit on you

Mario is Red. Sonic is blue. Press start to join and be my player 2.

I'd say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.

Mine is bigger than his. Want proof?

I can go 90 minutes without stopping.

Beauty is art. Art is a bang. Beautiful, I want to bang you.

Hi! Can I buy you a drink/ice cream/coffee?