I just want to tell you that you're really beautiful [pause] but I'm gay.
So, do you prefer lento, andante, or allegro?
I could use some spare change and you're a dime.
What was that? "What?" It was the sound of my heart breaking.
Are you the square root of -1? Because you can't be real.
You've got an ass like an onion. It makes me wanna cry.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
(To someone working somewhere where a counter seperates you) You're like a drug to me. Good thing you're over the counter.
Baby, come with me and you'll be Going Merry.
I was blinded by your beauty; I'm going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.