Do you work at Dick's? Cause you're sporting the goods.
I need a dollar, but I only have 90 cents... do you want to be my dime?
I've been slightly depressed ever since my vasectomy.
Hey you look friendly, so I just came over to say "Hi".
Have you ever taken a ride in a Ferrari?
Are you a basketball player? Because I have some balls you can dribble all night long!
I'd like to start a relationship with you, but it has no meaning as I am leaving tomorrow to build a hospital in Uganda.
Hi, my name is [name], but you can call me lover.
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?