Are you a cellist? Cause I bet you like to do it in a chair with your legs spread wide open.
Ever slept in a $5000 bed? Want to?
You're so hot you could make a deceased man's dick rise from the dead!
90% of my game is corny pick up lines and the other 10 is awkward stares.
You look a bit tired. Getting laid would do wonders for your complexion.
Nice freckles.
Do you work at Dick's? Cause you're sporting the goods.
I need a dollar, but I only have 90 cents... do you want to be my dime?
I've been slightly depressed ever since my vasectomy.
Hey you look friendly, so I just came over to say "Hi".