Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
So, I see you eat with utensils. Well, I've got one that I'm just dying to put in your drawers.
If I had to choose between breathing and loving you.... I'd take my last breath to say "I Love You".
I just want something quick to fill a gap, let's hook up on a one-year deal and then look at our option years later.