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Are you a Snitch? Because you're the finest catch here.
I may not speak parseltongue but if you let me Slytherin to your bed I can show you what my tongue can really do!
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Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, dirty
Could you stop being so lovely? You're driving me so crazy.
74.97 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
I'm not trying to impress you, but I say Voldemort out loud.
74.97 % 21 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, funny
Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.
74.97 % 21 votes
Pick up line: funny, corny, cheesy
I heard you like math, so what's the sum of U+Me?
74.97 % 21 votes
Pick up line: math, nerdy
If I were to look in the Mirror of Erised, I'd see the two of us together.
74.97 % 21 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, clean, cute
As long as I have a face, u always have a place to sit.
I'm A Twig.....You're A Twig......Lets Rub Together And Make A Fire.
74.97 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, reverse, science
Your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors.
74.97 % 21 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, nerdy, math, science
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