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There are going to be 7 planets left after I destroy your anus.
Do you like flowers? Cause you're the pistil to my stamen!
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I wish I could be your shoes, so I could be with you every step of the way.
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: clean, weird
Your eyes are drinking me in, is the rest of your body thirsty?
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Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
Wanna help me cheat on my wife?
I don't play guitar but I'm sure love to plug your G string.
When I see you, sea levels aren't the only thing rising.
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
Before you run, I'm not a freak.
You are so selfish, you going to have that body for the rest of your life. I just want it for one night.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
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