Together we could really make the 'Shrieking Shack' worthy of its name.
I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.
You're softer than a dakimakura boo.
I39m not your type? I thought sexy as Hell was everyone's type.
Did you survive Avada Kedavra? Because you're drop dead gorgeous.
I arrange the substantial Christian section of my bookshelf into alphabetical order. Coffee?
Not even Snape could Severus apart.
Your thunder thighs are powerful, strong, and beautiful.
Did you say your name was Esther? Oh, I guess I just think you were chosen for such a time as this.
Hey there, beautiful...looking for an Alpha dog?