Are you interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.
Without you I feel like I'm in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul.
I could get you undressed in less than 12 parsecs.
I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.
I've been told I have the cool sexual prowess of a Romulan.
Come on, let's do it Hippogriff style!
Do you like Harry Potter? Because I a-Dumbledore you!
Could you make me a favor? Fall in love with me!
Hey sweetie, they call me "White Lightning." Care to find out why?
I want you in my mouth.