Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ass.
Shut the door, turn off the light, I want to be with you.
I'm bored, help me out?
What a great name!
Forgive my Kirk-like boldness, but you want to go back to my mom's place and watch Dr. Who?
Do you like ice cream? Good because you look like my favorite topping!
Single mother of 1? Want to be single mother of 2?
I think I could make you very happy.
Hey, we're a match! Does this mean we're dating now? Give me a second; I need to change my Facebook relationship status.
Do you have a job? I need a woman who can support me while I play video games all day.