Do you know how many times I've had to swipe left to find a cute girl like you.
I know this profiles fake but can I get the name of the model you used for your pics.
You think Zdeno Chara has a long stick? Wait until you see mine!
All the other guys out there are like broken bats, I'm a good, hard wood.
You're everything I thought I never wanted in a girl.
You're really not hot enough to get away with being this boring.
You must be related to Alfred Nobel, because baby you are dynamite!
From the moment I saw you, I've had a vertical shaft angle.
Do you believe in love at first swipe?
We're a match! The next step is to pick a wedding date, right?