Nice legs. What time do they open?
Baseball players only wear one glove so they can leave the other hand free to hold girls like you.
Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
I threw you out of bed, just so that we can proceed on the floor...
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.
Someday I'd like you to be my emergency contact person.
Are you a mechanic? Because you should be screwing me…
How about you be my story and I'll be your climax?
Those are very heavy can I hold them for you?