Did you fall down from heaven? Because it looks like you've experienced some sort of trauma to your face.
I'm conducting a survey on the taste of vaginas. Wanna be my first?
Yo, ho ho! How 'bouts a bottle of rum?
You know what would look good on you? Me.
God showed me you in my dream I know we're suppose to be together.
I don't play Pokémon but I can still throw my balls at you.
Baby, I'm an American Express love...you shouldn't go home without me.
What clique did you hang out with at school?
Do you play football? Because I'm looking for a keeper.
Hello. I am going to be a doctor.