Nice legs. What time do they open?
Baseball players only wear one glove so they can leave the other hand free to hold girls like you.
Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
My wand has chosen you!
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
You must be a Snitch, because I've been Seeking you my whole life.
I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you.
You must be tired, because you've been running through my nightmares all night!
There are 21 letters in the alphabet, right? Oh, never mind. I missed U R A Q T.
You must be a mahou shoujo. You got me under your spell.