Would you like to actively engage in mock procreation?
If you were bubblegum, you'd be babe-a-licious!
I don't know if you study the stars, but the odds that you're coming home with me are astronomical.
Your beauty made me so nervous I totally forgot my standard pick-up line.
All the prophecies in the department of mysteries say I belong with you.
My love for you is like the A's and Daric Barton: it never dies.
Can you tame my diamondback? Everybody else has.
Of all the butts in all the locker rooms, well, yours is way better.
I might be a little donkey...but I'm still a donkey.
Tell me of this thing you humans call (pause) love.