Hello? Oh, your body was calling me from across the room.
If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.
Hey, come here often? You could, with me.
I have E=mc2 tattooed on my ass. Wanna see?
I want you in my mouth.
My dugout, or yours?
Let's make like Winnie The Pooh, and I can get my nose stuck in your honey jar.
Daaamn gril. Are you a fire detector? Because you are really fucking loud and annoying.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. Just like Dee Gordon when he steals bases!
If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit that?