Best pick up lines ever

Would you like to actively engage in mock procreation?
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
If you were bubblegum, you'd be babe-a-licious!
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny
I don't know if you study the stars, but the odds that you're coming home with me are astronomical.
Your beauty made me so nervous I totally forgot my standard pick-up line.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
All the prophecies in the department of mysteries say I belong with you.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
My love for you is like the A's and Daric Barton: it never dies.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: baseball, clean, corny, cute
Can you tame my diamondback? Everybody else has.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny
Of all the butts in all the locker rooms, well, yours is way better.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, corny, funny
I might be a little donkey...but I'm still a donkey.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: christmas, funny
Tell me of this thing you humans call (pause) love.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: star-wars, corny, funny
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