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Do you mind if i stand here until it clears up where i just farted!?
Do you like magic? I'll have a sex with you and then you'll disappear.
You're hotter than donut grease.
Your father must be a thief because he stole two of the most beautiful stars and place them into your eyes.
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Pick up line: cheesy, cute
If you could put a price tag on beauty you'd be worth more than Fort Knox.
I want you to have my children (pause) GREAT! They are in the car outside...
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Pick up line: corny, weird
Has anyone ever told you I have beautiful eyes?
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Drop that zero and get with the hero. In other words...You better come with me.
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: corny, clean
I was reading the book of Numbers and realized I didn't have yours.
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: christian, corny
Do you like to draw? Because i'm gonna put the D in Raw.
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: dirty
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