I hope you don't mind an unsolicited critique of your dating profile.
Choosing her over you was like choosing Josh Hamilton over Torii Hunter. I regret it every moment of my life.
Is that my golf sack in your jeans since I simply completed a lengthy drive and I'd like to put my wood in it?
Baby, you don't need defense against my dark arts.
I'm damn good. Believe it!
You can be my Henrietta and I will be your Guiseppe.
I will love you until I forget who you are.
All I want for Christmas is you. Seriously. Get in the box.
I'm a lion: Meow.
Sometimes my friends call me Speed Racer, because adventure's always waiting just ahead.