Hey Baby, I just paid off this mustache, want to take it for a ride?
I have a flute you can blow.
Lower your expectations and let's begin.
You don't have to wait until midnight to see my balls drop.
If you could build a ship which ship would it be? Mine would be a relationship.
Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.
You're emo too?! Let's hold each other and sob.
Your name is Laura, huh? Can I call you Laura? Really, what time?
I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips. Girl: Bet's on. (kisses her) Guy: I lost.
So, I'm in this band...