Best pick up lines ever

You get me harder than Joe Buck was after Jeter went 2-2.
76.32 % 16 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny, dirty, funny
I'm no vampire but I'm fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.
76.32 % 16 votes
Pick up line: haloween, cheesy, funny
I'm a bit tired, so can we just play your backside tonight?
76.32 % 16 votes
Pick up line: golf, corny, dirty, clean
Baby stop with diet coke, you've got plenty of ASSpertame.
I'm no Joseph, maybe you can help me interpret the dreams I've been having about you?
76.32 % 16 votes
Pick up line: christian, cheesy, clean
Are you interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.
Hey sweetie, they call me "White Lightning." Care to find out why?
76.32 % 16 votes
Pick up line: anime, corny
Do you know what a Timberwolf is? (No.) That's a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her in-between the limbs.
76.32 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
I can take my eyes off you.
76.32 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
No one turns me on and off quite the way you do.
76.32 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, inappropriate
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