Want to engage in a textually active relationship?
May I use your phone? I want to call my mom and tell her I found the love of my life.
Electrical engineers do it with less resistance.
You have been very naughty. Go to my room!
Even if you're A-minor, I'll still play with you.
I'm watching The Notebook and crying and need to be talked off a ledge. Help?
You MUST have a nice personality.
Hi my name's Stanley, wanna see my cup?
What's the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don't have a Ferrari.
I didn't sleep all night because I couldn't stop thinking about whether or not you'd messaged me back!