Meeting you is like a switch to polar coordinates: complex and imaginary things are given a magnitude and a direction.
May I borrow your phone? My mother always reminds me to call her once I found the man/woman of my dreams. So I want to call her now.
I can already tell, we have a lot in common. We're both ugly, we're both single; you should give me your number.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?
Hi. I would like to award you the {Whatever beer we were drinking} award for looking so good.
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
Do you think love is a real thing?