I'm like a potato - you can do me any way you'd like.
I know you're very busy but I hope you have time to fit me into your body.
My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia tells me I love you.
Can I can touch your belly button...from the inside?
Do you work at McDonalds? Cuz I want u to be in my happy-meal!
Wanna play "kite"? I lay down, you blow and we'll see how high you can make me.
I'm lower brass, and as you know, we get down like nobody's business.
Babe, you make Rita Ora look like a teletubbie.
I'm falling in glove with you.
Do you have a can opener? My dick is about to pop.