I don't know if you study the stars, but the odds that you're coming home with me are astronomical.
Your beauty made me so nervous I totally forgot my standard pick-up line.
All the prophecies in the department of mysteries say I belong with you.
I might be a little donkey...but I'm still a donkey.
My love for you is like the A's and Daric Barton: it never dies.
Can you tame my diamondback? Everybody else has.
Of all the butts in all the locker rooms, well, yours is way better.
So am I gonna be your closer tonight, or are you putting me in middle relief?
I'd settle for you.
You can be my Henrietta and I will be your Guiseppe.