Wanna play "kite"? I lay down, you blow and we'll see how high you can make me.
I'm lower brass, and as you know, we get down like nobody's business.
Babe, you make Rita Ora look like a teletubbie.
I'm falling in glove with you.
Do you have a can opener? My dick is about to pop.
Hey baby, let's go on a frolic of our own. I promise I won't be negligent with your heart.
Just say the complicated parts in Latin. That's what we do.
Roses are red, Violets are wine. You will be six, & I will be nine...
Don't you think most people who use pick-up lines are dipsticks? (Yes.) In that case, mind if I check your oil level?
You are deserving of masterful poetry, not mere words.