Best pick up lines ever

I don't know if you study the stars, but the odds that you're coming home with me are astronomical.
Your beauty made me so nervous I totally forgot my standard pick-up line.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
All the prophecies in the department of mysteries say I belong with you.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
I might be a little donkey...but I'm still a donkey.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: christmas, funny
My love for you is like the A's and Daric Barton: it never dies.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: baseball, clean, corny, cute
Can you tame my diamondback? Everybody else has.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny
Of all the butts in all the locker rooms, well, yours is way better.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, corny, funny
So am I gonna be your closer tonight, or are you putting me in middle relief?
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, corny
I'd settle for you.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: clean
You can be my Henrietta and I will be your Guiseppe.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: anime, clean, corny
Pick up lines for

Special pick up lines