My love for you is like the A's and Daric Barton: it never dies.
Can you tame my diamondback? Everybody else has.
Of all the butts in all the locker rooms, well, yours is way better.
My love for you keeps increasing every second.
So am I gonna be your closer tonight, or are you putting me in middle relief?
Tell me of this thing you humans call (pause) love.
Want to see my Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon?
You can be my Henrietta and I will be your Guiseppe.