Hey baby, are you a lawyer because talking to you just violated the terms of my parole.
You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Hey baby, let's go on a frolic of our own. I promise I won't be negligent with your heart.
Just say the complicated parts in Latin. That's what we do.
Roses are red, Violets are wine. You will be six, & I will be nine...
Don't you think most people who use pick-up lines are dipsticks? (Yes.) In that case, mind if I check your oil level?
You are deserving of masterful poetry, not mere words.
There's a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are now 100% off!
How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the knight in shining armor and you can be my noble steed, that way I get to ride you all day!
I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?