Roses are red, Violets are wine. You will be six, & I will be nine...
Don't you think most people who use pick-up lines are dipsticks? (Yes.) In that case, mind if I check your oil level?
You are deserving of masterful poetry, not mere words.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. Just like Dee Gordon when he steals bases!
If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit that?
I'm like a potato - you can do me any way you'd like.
I know you're very busy but I hope you have time to fit me into your body.
There's a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are now 100% off!
How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the knight in shining armor and you can be my noble steed, that way I get to ride you all day!
I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?