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My love for you is like the A's and Daric Barton: it never dies.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: baseball, clean, corny, cute
Can you tame my diamondback? Everybody else has.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny
Of all the butts in all the locker rooms, well, yours is way better.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, corny, funny
My love for you keeps increasing every second.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: clean
So am I gonna be your closer tonight, or are you putting me in middle relief?
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, corny
You are my happy.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: clean
I'd settle for you.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: clean
Tell me of this thing you humans call (pause) love.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: star-wars, corny, funny
Want to see my Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon?
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: anime, corny
You can be my Henrietta and I will be your Guiseppe.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: anime, clean, corny
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