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You have such a nice smile! I haven't seen any... for at least two hours.
Yesterday they call me from heaven they've been missing their cutest angel. But don't worry... I won't tell them you are with me.
I have a job for you, but it blows!
Do you like pirates? Cause I got a lot of seamen that wanna meet ya. Yaharrrr
You know why they call me the cat whisperer? Cause I know exactly what that pussy needs.
I'm trying to quit smoking, wanna give me a new oral fixation?
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Those are very heavy can I hold them for you?
What are you doing tonight? Besides me, of course?