I'm like stairway to heaven, difficult to understand at first but later you cant help but fall in love with.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams.
Can I stir your drink? Mind if I use my dick?
Are you religious? Because your prayers have just been answered.
I hope your day has been as beautiful as you are.
Did you know that 93% of all women masturbate in the shower?
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.