Wanna know my favorite beverage? Mount and Do. (Mountain Dew)
Did you drop something? [What?] Your conversation, so let's pick it up right here.
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
Do you love basketball? You only need a basket cause i already got balls.
Well if I can't score, can I get an assist?
I think I might become an astronomer, because I'm very fascinated with Uranus (your anus).
I've checked it twice, and I'm sure you're on my "naughty" list.
How about sitting on my lap and seeing what pops up?
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
I believe that it's in our best interest to comply with section 69 of the act.