Did you say "Petrificus Totalus"? Because you've made me stiff.
Wanna go manage some mischief together? I solemnly swear I'm up to no good.
Call Ollivander, because I think my wand has found its master.
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
Hey Sasuke! How'd you like have your Throwing - knife in my Shuriken?
I can be your house elf. I'll do whatever you want and I don't need any clothes.
Wow, when I said "Accio hottie", I didn't expect it to work!
Are you a basilisk? Because when I caught sight of you, I froze.
Nothing gets me in the mood like knowing nearly every disgusting animal on the planet is having sex right now.
You must have been in Professor Flitwick's class, because I've never met anyone more charming.