Do you work at Subway? Cause you made me a foot long.
You're so hot you make global warming feel like winter.
Would you mind coming over for a coffee?
Is that a phone in your back pocket? Cause that ass is calling me.
There are going to be 7 planets left after I destroy your anus.
I wish I could be your shoes, so I could be with you every step of the way.
Your eyes are drinking me in, is the rest of your body thirsty?
Wanna help me cheat on my wife?
I don't play guitar but I'm sure love to plug your G string.