Hey baby, are you a lawyer because talking to you just violated the terms of my parole.
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Let's flip a coin! Heads you're mine. Tails I'm yours!
Let's just say boy, if you give me your instructions well, I can be a very vocal advocate.
Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn't ask you how you looked!
Are you a girl scout because you tie my heart in knot.
When I bring an ejectment action, there'll be nothing quiet about your enjoyment.
Hey baby, I'll show you my opening statement but it's up to you to close.
Hey boy, if I were on a jury I'd find you guilty of being criminally gorgeous.
Let's adjourn to the bedroom.