You get me harder than Joe Buck was after Jeter went 2-2.
Are you dressed up as Beyonce? Cause you look "Boo-ti-licious"
You must be my horcrux, because you complete me.
When I'm seeing double, you're twice as hot.
I'm a bit tired, so can we just play your backside tonight?
Baby stop with diet coke, you've got plenty of ASSpertame.
If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.
Are you a tuner monster? Because you're powering up my Syncro.
Do you know what a Timberwolf is? (No.) That's a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her in-between the limbs.
I can take my eyes off you.