Choosing her over you was like choosing Josh Hamilton over Torii Hunter. I regret it every moment of my life.
Harry Potter may be the Boy Who Lived, but you're my Chosen One.
I will love you until I forget who you are.
Baby, you don't need defense against my dark arts.
Is that my golf sack in your jeans since I simply completed a lengthy drive and I'd like to put my wood in it?
Just say yes and I'll give you more than seven eurekas.
If I ever accidentally invite you on the date, please don't take it personally.
I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
Are you chloroplast? Because you'd be good on my stem.
How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the knight in shining armor and you can be my noble steed, that way I get to ride you all day!