How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the knight in shining armor and you can be my noble steed, that way I get to ride you all day!
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
So, I see you eat with utensils. Well, I've got one that I'm just dying to put in your drawers.
If I had to choose between breathing and loving you.... I'd take my last breath to say "I Love You".