I wish you'd given me herpes so I'd have a reason not to miss you this much.
Your kiss is like a dementor's...It takes my soul away!
You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!
If I were a sorting hat, I'd put you in my house!
You don't need to say "Incendio" to light my fire.
I used to go to the Astronomy Tower to see stars, but now I can just look into your eyes!
Baby, are you the Nimbus 2000? Cause your sweeping me off my feet!
(Point at your chest/heart) It's a port-key. Once you touch it, it'll take you somewhere you ain't never been before.
I would take a marauders map just to stare at you all night!
What can I do to make you smile?