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Of all the butts in all the locker rooms, well, yours is way better.
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Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, corny, funny
So am I gonna be your closer tonight, or are you putting me in middle relief?
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Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, corny
Is there a rainbow today? Oh because I just found my treasure!
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
I might be a little donkey...but I'm still a donkey.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: christmas, funny
I don't speak in tongues, but I kiss that way.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: christian, cheesy
Want to see my Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon?
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: anime, corny
You must be really good at Transfiguration! (Why?) Because you've changed my life.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, clean
Choosing her over you was like choosing Josh Hamilton over Torii Hunter. I regret it every moment of my life.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: baseball, clean, corny
I'm a lion: Meow.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, funny
You are my happy.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: clean
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