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Baby you be a input, I'll be the output, now let's go make a transfer function.
I am going to punch you in the mouth with my own mouth softly because I like you.
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Pick up line: cute, corny, weird
If all the stars in the sky were summed, not even words that many times stronger than "beautiful" could ever be used to describe you.
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Pick up line: clean
I'm not trying to impress you, but I say Voldemort out loud.
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Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, funny
I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?
Lets meet somewhere... you bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
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Pick up line: nerdy, chemistry, cute
Hey baby, let's go back to my place and practice some lateral equality.
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Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy, dirty
Wow, you look just like my third girl. And if I count it now, I've had so far only two...
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Pick up line: funny, clean
Maybe now you could give me oral assurances of firmness, and later on we might see about talking about anticipatory breach.
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Pick up line: lawyer, corny, dirty
My embouchure is good for more than just playing the trumpet, if you know what I mean.
79.57 % 19 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, dirty
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