Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
In the words of a 2002 Budweiser commercial, wassup?
Is your father a farmer? Cause you're hot damn chick!
You're more beautiful than a hundred pink flamingos on a golf course.
Hi, could I wish you for the Christmas?
Are you ok? Because heaven is a long fall from here...
Hey girl, what's your sine? It must be pi/2 because you're the 1.
I wish I was your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curve.
They call me "The Lead" because the A's bullpen wants to blow me.