Wow, you look just like my third girl. And if I count it now, I've had so far only two...
Maybe now you could give me oral assurances of firmness, and later on we might see about talking about anticipatory breach.
My embouchure is good for more than just playing the trumpet, if you know what I mean.
You know, the power company is looking for you because you're so electrifying.
You must be the one for me, since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Baby, you know soprano's do it on top, but I'd be willing to be an alto for you.
How can i know a hundred digits of PI? But not the 7 digits of your phone number.
I'm going to sue the pants off you.
I don't know who you are. I don't knw what you want. If you are looking for a hook up, I can tell you I do not want that. But what I do have are a very particular set of skils, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a delight for people like you. If you hate my icebreaker, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you do, I may ask you to coffee.
The Sorting Hat has spoken, and it says I belong in your house.