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Wow, you look just like my third girl. And if I count it now, I've had so far only two...
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Pick up line: funny, clean
Maybe now you could give me oral assurances of firmness, and later on we might see about talking about anticipatory breach.
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Pick up line: lawyer, corny, dirty
My embouchure is good for more than just playing the trumpet, if you know what I mean.
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Pick up line: music, corny, dirty
You know, the power company is looking for you because you're so electrifying.
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Pick up line: corny, clean, cute
You must be the one for me, since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
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Pick up line: corny, biology, nerdy, weird
Baby, you know soprano's do it on top, but I'd be willing to be an alto for you.
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Pick up line: music, cheesy, dirty, weird
How can i know a hundred digits of PI? But not the 7 digits of your phone number.
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Pick up line: cute, clean, nerdy, math, science
I'm going to sue the pants off you.
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Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy, dirty, funny
I don't know who you are. I don't knw what you want. If you are looking for a hook up, I can tell you I do not want that. But what I do have are a very particular set of skils, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a delight for people like you. If you hate my icebreaker, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you do, I may ask you to coffee.
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Pick up line: tinder
The Sorting Hat has spoken, and it says I belong in your house.
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Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, funny
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