My love for you is like the A's and Daric Barton: it never dies.
Can you tame my diamondback? Everybody else has.
I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.
Of all the butts in all the locker rooms, well, yours is way better.
So am I gonna be your closer tonight, or are you putting me in middle relief?
All I want for Christmas is you. Seriously. Get in the box.
Is there a rainbow today? Oh because I just found my treasure!
I might be a little donkey...but I'm still a donkey.
I don't speak in tongues, but I kiss that way.
Choosing her over you was like choosing Josh Hamilton over Torii Hunter. I regret it every moment of my life.