I might be a little donkey...but I'm still a donkey.
My love for you is like the A's and Daric Barton: it never dies.
Can you tame my diamondback? Everybody else has.
You are a treasure that cannot be hidden as you shine so bright.
Of all the butts in all the locker rooms, well, yours is way better.
So am I gonna be your closer tonight, or are you putting me in middle relief?
Is there a rainbow today? Oh because I just found my treasure!
I don't speak in tongues, but I kiss that way.
Tell me of this thing you humans call (pause) love.
Choosing her over you was like choosing Josh Hamilton over Torii Hunter. I regret it every moment of my life.