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I might be a little donkey...but I'm still a donkey.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: christmas, funny
My love for you is like the A's and Daric Barton: it never dies.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: baseball, clean, corny, cute
Can you tame my diamondback? Everybody else has.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny
You are a treasure that cannot be hidden as you shine so bright.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean
Of all the butts in all the locker rooms, well, yours is way better.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, corny, funny
So am I gonna be your closer tonight, or are you putting me in middle relief?
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, corny
Is there a rainbow today? Oh because I just found my treasure!
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
I don't speak in tongues, but I kiss that way.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: christian, cheesy
Tell me of this thing you humans call (pause) love.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: star-wars, corny, funny
Choosing her over you was like choosing Josh Hamilton over Torii Hunter. I regret it every moment of my life.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: baseball, clean, corny
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