Best pick up lines ever

Maybe now you could give me oral assurances of firmness, and later on we might see about talking about anticipatory breach.
76.89 % 23 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, dirty
I love you like a drunk girl loves yelling that she's sober at 3am while lying on the floor of a Taco Bell.
76.89 % 23 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, reverse
I don't need to look at more data. What I'm feeling with you is already statistically significant.
76.89 % 23 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, nerdy, cute
Are you cold? You should be; you've been naked in my mind all night.
76.89 % 35 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cute
You're so hot, I'd let you penetrate my defense.
76.80 % 29 votes
Pick up line: dirty, football
Did it hurt…when you fell from heaven? Because I know a good personal injury lawyer.
76.80 % 29 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, clean, funny, reverse
I'm an outfielder – I'll catch you.
76.80 % 29 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, clean, cute
Let's drag out this excruciatingly ill-fated romance until there isn't even a remote possibility of salvaging a friendship.
76.80 % 29 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, reverse
Even if you're A-minor, I'll still play with you.
76.32 % 16 votes
Pick up line: music, clean
When I'm seeing double, you're twice as hot.
76.32 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny
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