Did you know math is just like sex? First you have to Subtract your clothes, Add yourself to the bed, Divide your legs, then there's a 50 % chance that you will multiply.
If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.
This reed isn't the only thing I can get wet.
Baby you be a input, I'll be the output, now let's go make a transfer function.
I am going to punch you in the mouth with my own mouth softly because I like you.
If all the stars in the sky were summed, not even words that many times stronger than "beautiful" could ever be used to describe you.
I'm not trying to impress you, but I say Voldemort out loud.
I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?
Lets meet somewhere... you bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
Hey baby, let's go back to my place and practice some lateral equality.