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Baby when I use my vibrato on your G-string you'll take your Falsetto an octave higher.
76.89 % 23 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, dirty, nerdy
Nice set of parabolas!
Maybe now you could give me oral assurances of firmness, and later on we might see about talking about anticipatory breach.
76.89 % 23 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, dirty
Are you cold? You should be; you've been naked in my mind all night.
76.89 % 35 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cute
You're so hot, I'd let you penetrate my defense.
76.80 % 29 votes
Pick up line: dirty, football
Did it hurt…when you fell from heaven? Because I know a good personal injury lawyer.
76.80 % 29 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, clean, funny, reverse
I'm an outfielder – I'll catch you.
76.80 % 29 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, clean, cute
Let's drag out this excruciatingly ill-fated romance until there isn't even a remote possibility of salvaging a friendship.
76.80 % 29 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, reverse
Are you a flower? Because this honeybee is gonna be sucking you dry tonight.
76.32 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, funny
Do you want to know what's always up and never gets tired? My dick.
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