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Did you know math is just like sex? First you have to Subtract your clothes, Add yourself to the bed, Divide your legs, then there's a 50 % chance that you will multiply.
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Pick up line: dirty, nerdy, math
If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.
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Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, corny
This reed isn't the only thing I can get wet.
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Pick up line: dirty, cheesy, music
Baby you be a input, I'll be the output, now let's go make a transfer function.
I am going to punch you in the mouth with my own mouth softly because I like you.
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Pick up line: cute, corny, weird
If all the stars in the sky were summed, not even words that many times stronger than "beautiful" could ever be used to describe you.
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Pick up line: clean
I'm not trying to impress you, but I say Voldemort out loud.
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Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, funny
I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?
Lets meet somewhere... you bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
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Pick up line: nerdy, chemistry, cute
Hey baby, let's go back to my place and practice some lateral equality.
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Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy, dirty
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