Do you bleach your teeth? 'Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let's go prove it.
Hey baby, I know all sorts of alternate positions that'll ensure maximum playing speed and accuracy.
I kinda like you (actually I'm madly in love with you and absolutely adore you but can't actually say that because it sounds creepy).
Hey girl, are you my Uncle Gary who lives on a nature preserve and takes mushrooms once a week and talks to insects? Because every time I see you, you give me butterflies.