Billions of neutrinos penetrate you every second...Mind if I join in?
You must be a magnetic monopole because all i get from you is attraction.
If I'm sine and you're cosine, wanna make like a tangent?
I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
Consider this your two-minute warning... before I kiss you.
I think I need a paralyze heal, because you're stunning.
Hey boy, if I were on a jury I'd find you guilty of being criminally gorgeous.
My perfect date: I pick you up in my Hyundai Sonata. You get in, there are candles lit in the car. You say, isn't that dangerous? I say, yes, but I like danger. We go to your favorite restaurant and have a fantastic meal. We come outside to see my car is on fire. You go, Trevor, aren't you pissed; your car is on fire! I pull out a bag of marshmallows and say nah I knew this was going to happen. Then I kiss you in front of my burning car.
What is a star doing so close to the Earth?
I am beset by this dragon in my loins, and only you can quench its fire!