Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
Hey, are those jeans? Cuz they're blue!!
Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
he grip on my stick is custom textured for your pleasure.
What's my name? People call me "Bar Stool" because of my third leg.
This might sound weird, but you have beautiful hands, are you single?
Titanic. That's my icebreaker. What's up?
Did it hurt? When you fall from the Hot Mountain?
Might you want to see my Slazenger alongside my naturally cleaned balls?
Hi, I'm gay. Do you think you can convert me?