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Oh, you just made my day!
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
Let's discover our coefficient of friction.
78.80 % 10 votes

I just popped a Viagra. So, we've got about 30 minutes to get back to your place.
That outfit is very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you I'd be cumming too.
What you're doing here, is giving me a DE-Rection.
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Ride my face, like a rocking horse!
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, creepy, dirty
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
Do you mind if i stand here until it clears up where i just farted!?
I want you to have my children (pause) GREAT! They are in the car outside...
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: corny, weird
I bet you won't give your number to the next person that walks in.
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
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