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Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
What a fine gown you're wearing, my lady. Perchance may I talk you out of it?
79.96 % 27 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, cute, funny
When you and me get together it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
79.96 % 27 votes
Pick up line: cute, nerdy, science, physics
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79.96 % 27 votes
Pick up line: tinder, funny
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
79.96 % 27 votes
Pick up line: science, clean, funny, nerdy
The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
79.57 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
79.57 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, weird
You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.
79.57 % 19 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, cute
You are the solution to my homogeneous system of linear equations.
79.57 % 19 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, nerdy, math
I'd like to browse through your clothes like I browse through Netscape.
79.57 % 19 votes
Pick up line: engineering, cheesy, dirty
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