Can you tame my diamondback? Everybody else has.
I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.
Of all the butts in all the locker rooms, well, yours is way better.
One day, I will take you out and it will be unforgettable.
So am I gonna be your closer tonight, or are you putting me in middle relief?
Is there a rainbow today? Oh because I just found my treasure!
I will wrap Christmas gifts soon, may I pack you too?
What do you call a penguin with a large penis? An icebreaker.
Can you help me? My snake is stuck in my pants and wants to see you.
I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.