Best pick up lines ever

Can you tame my diamondback? Everybody else has.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny
I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.
Of all the butts in all the locker rooms, well, yours is way better.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, corny, funny
One day, I will take you out and it will be unforgettable.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: clean
So am I gonna be your closer tonight, or are you putting me in middle relief?
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, corny
Is there a rainbow today? Oh because I just found my treasure!
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
I will wrap Christmas gifts soon, may I pack you too?
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: christmas, cheesy, corny, cute
What do you call a penguin with a large penis? An icebreaker.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
Can you help me? My snake is stuck in my pants and wants to see you.
77.50 % 30 votes
Pick up line: funny, dirty
I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
77.50 % 30 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, inappropriate
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