That outfit is very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you I'd be cumming too.
What you're doing here, is giving me a DE-Rection.
Ride my face, like a rocking horse!
Would you like to date with me?
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
They call me "The Lead" because the A's bullpen wants to blow me.
Can you be Zidane tonight? Because I want some head.
Do you mind if i stand here until it clears up where i just farted!?
I want you to have my children (pause) GREAT! They are in the car outside...
I bet you won't give your number to the next person that walks in.