Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
What a fine gown you're wearing, my lady. Perchance may I talk you out of it?
When you and me get together it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
Do you want to see my best pick up line? _________________________________
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.
You are the solution to my homogeneous system of linear equations.
I'd like to browse through your clothes like I browse through Netscape.