Best pick up lines ever

Is your name wifi? Cause I feel a connection.
80.35 % 11 votes
Pick up line: engineering, funny, nerdy
What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too! Seems like we are soulmates.
80.35 % 11 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
It's dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all of these horny people around. Don't worry, I'll protect you.
80.35 % 11 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Your choice this time, I'm buying.
80.35 % 11 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
I just check my schedule and I'm pretty sure, I can get your pregnant by tonight.
80.35 % 11 votes
Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
80.35 % 11 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
I love you with all of my heart and genitals.
Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? [No] Well then, allow me to introduce myself.
With a great penis comes great responsibility.
80.35 % 11 votes
Pick up line: inappropriate, corny
Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?
80.35 % 11 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
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