Is your name wifi? Cause I feel a connection.
What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too! Seems like we are soulmates.
It's dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all of these horny people around. Don't worry, I'll protect you.
Your choice this time, I'm buying.
I just check my schedule and I'm pretty sure, I can get your pregnant by tonight.
I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
I love you with all of my heart and genitals.
Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? [No] Well then, allow me to introduce myself.
With a great penis comes great responsibility.
Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?