Baby, you don't need defense against my dark arts.
One day, I will take you out and it will be unforgettable.
You can have the portkey to my heart.
Come back to my place and i'll show you what a real sabermagician does.
Let's stop delaying the inevitable. You're hot, I'm hot. Let's just f*** now.
My love for you is like the A's and Daric Barton: it never dies.
Can you tame my diamondback? Everybody else has.
Is that my golf sack in your jeans since I simply completed a lengthy drive and I'd like to put my wood in it?
I'm going to stop loving you when the mute guy tells the deaf guy that the blind guy saw someone better for me.
Of all the butts in all the locker rooms, well, yours is way better.