Best pick up lines ever

If you go away for a while then go back you say: "I remember you being pretty, but not this pretty."
80.46 % 20 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
Yeah, it's big and if you pet it, it spits.
80.46 % 20 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
Do you want to have good sex? [No!] Well then come to my place!
You know why they call me the cat whisperer? Cause I know exactly what that pussy needs.
80.46 % 20 votes
Pick up line: dirty, reverse
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
80.35 % 11 votes
Pick up line: reverse, cheesy
Were you the one who invented the airplane? That's because you seem so Wright for me.
80.35 % 11 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, cute
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
80.35 % 11 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
Is your body from McDonald's Because I'm Lovin' it!
80.35 % 11 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, cute, funny
In a little more than 24 hours...I'm getting married.
80.35 % 11 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy
If we're going to have sex later, you probably should be there.
80.35 % 11 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
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