If you go away for a while then go back you say: "I remember you being pretty, but not this pretty."
Yeah, it's big and if you pet it, it spits.
Do you want to have good sex? [No!] Well then come to my place!
You know why they call me the cat whisperer? Cause I know exactly what that pussy needs.
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Were you the one who invented the airplane? That's because you seem so Wright for me.
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
Is your body from McDonald's Because I'm Lovin' it!
In a little more than 24 hours...I'm getting married.
If we're going to have sex later, you probably should be there.