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All the other guys out there are like broken bats, I'm a good, hard wood.
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Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, corny, dirty
That outfit must make a lot of noise in the dryer, huh.
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Pick up line: corny, weird
Do you like ice cream? Good because you look like my favorite topping!
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, weird
I wonder if your hand does fit in mine, can we try it?
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Pick up line: cheesy
Are you sure you know where you're going?
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Pick up line: cheesy
I just popped a Viagra. So, we've got about 30 minutes to get back to your place.
That outfit is very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you I'd be cumming too.
What you're doing here, is giving me a DE-Rection.
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Ride my face, like a rocking horse!
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, creepy, dirty
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
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