I need to practice my trauma assessments. Will you be my patient?
Your wish is my command.
I was going to kill myself due to heavy course load at Harvard, but then I saw your pictures.
Sit back and relax...I fix broken hearts.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
How about we do some peer-to-peer sharing? Your domain or mine?
If you tried to free me from your allocated memory I'd become a dangling pointer because girl, I'll never stop writing to you.
Baby, you're the only accept state of my finite automaton.
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
You know, I've been highly trained to stick things into people...