May I borrow your phone? My mother always reminds me to call her once I found the man/woman of my dreams. So I want to call her now.
Hi. I would like to award you the {Whatever beer we were drinking} award for looking so good.
Are you a beaver? Cause dam!
I think your beauty is out of this world. Do you work at NASA?
I'm an iceberg on a summer's day in South Carolina.
If you were yogurt, would you be fruit at the bottom or stirred?
You can call me the A's because I'm destroying that Kitty right now.
Are you sure you know where you're going?
I just popped a Viagra. So, we've got about 30 minutes to get back to your place.