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I am beset by this dragon in my loins, and only you can quench its fire!
78.53 % 25 votes
Pick up line: cute, dirty, funny
Hey Girl, Do you love water? That means you love 80% of me!
Girl you must have swallowed a speaker, cause your beauty is louder than the rest.
78.15 % 31 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, cute, clean, music
Let's find out our combined volume, by displacing the water in my water bed.
77.74 % 24 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, physics
Twinkle twinkle little star, let's have sex inside my car.
77.74 % 24 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cute, reverse
Is your father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because whenever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
77.74 % 24 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, cute, dirty, reverse
I'm jealous of your dress. ("Why?") Because it's touching your body, and I'm not.
77.74 % 24 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
Instead of zone defense, what do you say we play some man-to-woman coverage tonight?
77.74 % 24 votes
Pick up line: baseball, dirty, cheesy
Life is better when we stick together.
77.74 % 24 votes
Pick up line: clean, dirty, hockey
Do you like to be the numerator or the denominator?
77.74 % 24 votes
Pick up line: engineering, cheesy, cute
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