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There must be a monkey here. Because I'm going bananas over you.
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Hi! I like your skirt/top/shoes.
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
Tonight, I'll start by giving you a nice kiss on the lips,...and then move up to your belly button
78.80 % 10 votes

Before you run, I'm not a freak.
Hi, my name's Right...Mr. Right.
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
Boy: May I ask directions? Girl: Sure, to where? Boy: To your heart?
78.80 % 10 votes

May I borrow your phone? My mother always reminds me to call her once I found the man/woman of my dreams. So I want to call her now.
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
Do you mind if i stand here until it clears up where i just farted!?
Hi. I would like to award you the {Whatever beer we were drinking} award for looking so good.
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
You can call me the A's because I'm destroying that Kitty right now.
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny
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