You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.
You are the solution to my homogeneous system of linear equations.
I'd like to browse through your clothes like I browse through Netscape.
Can you hold me down? [Why?] Because I feel like I am filled with helium when standing next to you.
I love you enough to irritate hundres of people by expressing it on Facebook.
Will you still snapchat me when I am no longer young and beautiful?
My eyes cry to see you, my heart beats to love you, my mouth despairs to kiss you and my arms want to hug you forever.
What was the most random class in college you ever took and secretly were super into?
I have 4% battery remaining. I chose to message you. Did I choose wisely?