Have sex with me and I promise never to talk to you again!
Girl if you were a Taylor Swift song, I would put you on repeat and listen to you over and over.
Let me show you that I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
Hey I know you. Yeah, you're the woman with the million dollar smile!
Do you know what you'd look really beautiful in? My arms.
Have you ever heard of the naked pretzel? Ok, sit on my magical lap and we'll see what rises.
If you were a reed, I'd be a clarinet - I can't function without you latched onto me.
Dance? Well…Let me read you the story tonight when I tuck us into bed!
Are you in the outfield? Because you're an angel.
I just lost my job and may be Baroque, but that doesn't mean I can't show you a good time.