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Girl, I can sustain an objection for almost four hours.
78.53 % 25 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, creepy, weird
Hey boy, if I were on a jury I'd find you guilty of being criminally gorgeous.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives...Because he never met you.
78.53 % 25 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny, christian
My perfect date: I pick you up in my Hyundai Sonata. You get in, there are candles lit in the car. You say, isn't that dangerous? I say, yes, but I like danger. We go to your favorite restaurant and have a fantastic meal. We come outside to see my car is on fire. You go, Trevor, aren't you pissed; your car is on fire! I pull out a bag of marshmallows and say nah I knew this was going to happen. Then I kiss you in front of my burning car.
78.53 % 25 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, clean, cute
I know a mystery even Detective Conan can't solve: The mystery of how you got so damn beautiful!
78.53 % 25 votes
Pick up line: anime, cheesy, clean
What is a star doing so close to the Earth?
78.53 % 25 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, cheesy
Is your dad an astronaut? Because someone must have put two stars in your eyes!
78.53 % 25 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute
I bought you an everstone. Because I love you just the way you are.
78.53 % 25 votes
Pick up line: pokemon, corny, clean, cute
Whew! You're hotter than a data center with an old school cooling system.
78.53 % 25 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, nerdy, funny
I am beset by this dragon in my loins, and only you can quench its fire!
78.53 % 25 votes
Pick up line: cute, dirty, funny
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