Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
What a fine gown you're wearing, my lady. Perchance may I talk you out of it?
When you and me get together it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
Do you want to see my best pick up line? _________________________________
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I'm falling all over the place for you.
There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.
The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
I want someone I can share my entire life with who will leave me alone most of the time.
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.