The pads on my MPC2000XL aren't the only thing I'll be banging tonight.
I call my dick Notorious, cause it's B.I.G.
Save a drum, bang a drummer.
I'm hard. Are you wet?
If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?
I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
If you were a basketball, would you let me lay you up?
Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?
Nice Skates... wanna puck?