Girl, I can sustain an objection for almost four hours.
Hey boy, if I were on a jury I'd find you guilty of being criminally gorgeous.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives...Because he never met you.
My perfect date: I pick you up in my Hyundai Sonata. You get in, there are candles lit in the car. You say, isn't that dangerous? I say, yes, but I like danger. We go to your favorite restaurant and have a fantastic meal. We come outside to see my car is on fire. You go, Trevor, aren't you pissed; your car is on fire! I pull out a bag of marshmallows and say nah I knew this was going to happen. Then I kiss you in front of my burning car.
I know a mystery even Detective Conan can't solve: The mystery of how you got so damn beautiful!
What is a star doing so close to the Earth?
Is your dad an astronaut? Because someone must have put two stars in your eyes!
Whew! You're hotter than a data center with an old school cooling system.
You know that I think about you only twice a day? Once when my eyes are open, and once when they are closed.
I am beset by this dragon in my loins, and only you can quench its fire!