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Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
What a fine gown you're wearing, my lady. Perchance may I talk you out of it?
79.96 % 27 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, cute, funny
When you and me get together it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
79.96 % 27 votes
Pick up line: cute, nerdy, science, physics
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79.96 % 27 votes
Pick up line: tinder, funny
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
79.96 % 27 votes
Pick up line: science, clean, funny, nerdy
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I'm falling all over the place for you.
79.57 % 19 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, corny, reverse, cute
There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.
79.57 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cute, clean
The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
79.57 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
I want someone I can share my entire life with who will leave me alone most of the time.
79.57 % 19 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny, nerdy, reverse
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
79.57 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, weird
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